Some people run marathons.
Some people climb mountains.
Some people spend 30 calories to burn 30 calories.
This shirt is for them.
The Going Nowhere Lightning Fast Tee is a tribute to every athlete who has ever suffered through an Echo Bike workout, emptied the tank, and somehow ended up exactly where they started. Featuring an oversized back print of a skeleton cowboy ripping a wheelie on an Echo Bike, hat in hand, this design captures the beautiful absurdity of fitness: working your ass off and loving every minute of it.
Printed on the premium Next Level Apparel 6120 CVC Crew, this shirt combines a soft, athletic fit with a vintage-inspired graphic that looks just as good in the gym as it does everywhere else.
Warning: May cause unsolicited conversations about Echo Bike workouts, poor life choices, and questionable fitness decisions.
GOING NOWHERE. LIGHTNING FAST. ⚡️
Some people run marathons.
Some people climb mountains.
Some people spend 30 calories to burn 30 calories.
This shirt is for them.
The Going Nowhere Lightning Fast Tee is a tribute to every athlete who has ever suffered through an Echo Bike workout, emptied the tank, and somehow ended up exactly where they started. Featuring an oversized back print of a skeleton cowboy ripping a wheelie on an Echo Bike, hat in hand, this design captures the beautiful absurdity of fitness: working your ass off and loving every minute of it.
Printed on the premium Next Level Apparel 6120 CVC Crew, this shirt combines a soft, athletic fit with a vintage-inspired graphic that looks just as good in the gym as it does everywhere else.
Warning: May cause unsolicited conversations about Echo Bike workouts, poor life choices, and questionable fitness decisions.
GOING NOWHERE. LIGHTNING FAST. ⚡️
